Total Medals Earned: 3,634 (From 588 different games.) Total Medal Score: 58,050 Points
Medals Earned: 11/45 (95/775 points)
Connect to the internet
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/41 (20/1,000 points)
Make the cursor fabulous
I hate it when this happens
Change the wallpaper
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Visit Newgrounds
Visit 9gag
Make & share an Epic Memeâ„¢
Medals Earned: 15/15 (500/500 points)
Win the pun
Dark Side
Win the Pun
Medals Earned: 15/15 (395/395 points)
guess the name
Guess the name
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)
Start the game
Die
Beat stage 1
Beat stage 2 before your rival
Beat stage 3
Beat stage 4
Beast stage 5
Beat the tutorial
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
You generated a ban message!
Sometimes, we all want a bit of quiet time.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (235/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 11/12 (220/270 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
You feel at peace.
Medals Earned: 18/18 (490/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.